Coming in at 2nd and 3rd...

2nd Place
Coming in on Nov. 14, 2008, 4:01 PM, UT Southwestern takes second place in the race to accept Joseph into medical school. Located in Dallas TX, UTSW is the second to accept Joseph but was only the fourth in TX to interview him. It is noted for having the name "Southwestern" and being the most Northeastern medical school in the state.



3rd Place
Coming in a minute behind second place at 4:02 PM, UTMB - Galveston (University of Texas Medical Branch) was the first to interview Joseph and had a strong performance in accepting him just behind UTSW. Though Hurrican Ike ravaged its island home, this school has the distinction of being the oldest medical school in Texas and the only one to presently be more sick than its patients. Never fear, rebuilding is under way and it has now positioned itself for a shot at taking first place in the matriculation race.

Scarier Yet?

This represents the remains of the witch and the spider. Personally, I think both have increased in their ghoulish appeal.

Passed!!

Once again Joseph dominated all others and passed his motorcycle driving test. An even greater achievement is that he was able to get his last name spelled right on his drivers license. No more Muhlstein, though they let him keep his old license. Beware drivers, Joseph is on the road. Please do not run over my husband.